Archive for the ‘Opinion’ Category

You Gotta Read This One

We’ve all have that someone or group that sends us the same emails over and over again with this engaging crap that seems to monopolize our time,..

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I forgot what I was doing

then we get nothing done.  So hopefully we can kill a solid 20 minutes of your time with this post.  If you’re concerned about how long you have left, read through this entire list.  Then follow the final instructions.


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Don’t ask me!  I don’t know how it’s done!!)

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Read out loud the text inside the triangle below.


More than likely you said, ‘A bird in the bush,’! and. …….

if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see
that the word THE is repeated twice!
Sorry, look again.

Next, let’s play with some words.
What do you see?

In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter).
Now, what do you see?


You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?

What do you see here?

This one is quite tricky!
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

Last one.
What do you see?


You probably read the word ME in brown, but…….
when you look through ME
you will see YOU!

Do you need to look again? Test Your Brain
This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.


ALZHEIMERS’ EYE TEST

Count every ‘ F ‘ in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS…

(SEE BELOW)

HOW MANY ?
WRONG, THERE ARE
6 — no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F’s before you scroll down.

The reasoning behind is further down.
The brain cannot process ‘OF’.

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!!
Anyone who counts all 6 ‘F’s’ on the first go is a genius.


Three is normal, four is quite rare.

Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy.!
And keep them occupied
For several minutes..!


look at the spinning woman and if she is turning right your right side of your brain is working . If she is turning left your left side of your brain is working . If she turns both ways for you then you have a 160 or better IQ


More Brain Stuff . .  From Cambridge University .

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty  uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig  to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on  !!

So here are your instructions.

#1. Pass this on to as many people as you can,. this stuff is cool enough to do it. 😉
#2. Comment Below

#3. Visit http://www.deathclock.com/

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Ever Use Bushism to Your Advantage?

Tasty Evil Doer

Tasty Evil Doer

We’re not saying that the former president eats kittens or anything weird like that.  What we are saying is that during his 8 years in office he has participated in some strange and unusual activities, let’s focus on some of his quotes.

Crazy George Bush Quotes aka “Bushisms”

where to start?

“I’ve abandoned free market principles to save the free market system.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008

“I didn’t grow up in the ocean — as a matter of fact — near the ocean — I grew up in the desert. Therefore, it was a pleasant contrast to see the ocean. And I particularly like it when I’m fishing.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2008

“We’ve got a lot of relations with countries in our neighborhood.” –George W. Bush, Kranj, Slovenia, June 10, 2008

“I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 12, 2008
Here’s one that you can use anytime you accept a promotion.

“So long as I’m the president, my measure of success is victory — and success.” –George W. Bush, on Iraq, Washington, D.C., April 17, 2008

You can find more “bushisms” at: http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm


New Gayness Test Under Development

There are some new studies being conducted in China, of all places, on how genetics effect the way the brain responds.

Basically, you can ask someone just a few questions, and based off of their answers (comparing with results from thousands of others) you can determine their sexual preferences.  We don’t have access to the actual question/survey but we’ve developed on internally.  Fill it out below. Let’s have some fun.

What’s Your “Gay Score”?

The Shizzolator’s Spinnn’ach

Shittn On'm, Okay?

Shittn On'm, Okay?

Snoop Dog

If you don’t know who Snoop D. O. “double” G is, then you either don’t like hip hop or you need to listen to more music, watch more movies or get more news.  The purpose of this post is to ponder the impact Gizz Lifted may or may not have played in the role of Mr. Shizzolator’s success to date.

The video example below should be seen as exhibit A or should I say X to the Z, A.

If you want to skip right to 3:25 for when Snoop comes in.  Otherwise, it’s always nice to listen to a classic.

He was sitting there, and if you know then you know.

I’m not sure what my point was here, but thanks for reading.

Paul McCartney, Step Away From The Mic

After five years of silence, Paul McCartney announces that he’s going to do a new European tour.

My parents generation say that there’s two types of people.

There’s Elvis People and there’s Beatles People.

To talk negatively about either one is usually going to bring at least half of the room up and ready to kill you.  So just to be clear, I’m not saying I dislike the Beatles.  I’m only saying that I don’t care about any of Paul McCartney’s music going forward.  I’ve heard what there is to hear.

Here’s why:

In my humble opinion I think he’s just a “pretty good bass player” that was in the right place at the right time. Just listen to him collaborate with other musicians and you can plainly see that he’s 4th rate at best.

Here’s Paul w/Linkin Park and Jay-Z:

Here’s Paul with Michal Jackson.  What are they drinking in the beginning of this one,. Jesus Juice?

Sure there’s a lot of talent, but if I wanted to see anyone tour again it would be Carl Douglas:

Tell me that Paul McCartney is better than Carl Douglas?

Well, Carl Douglas was better than Elvis Presley.  If you don’t agree with that, at least Carl wrote his own music.