McDonalds Monopoly Game Still Claiming Wallets

You can’t fucking win!

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Quit buying Big Macs and extra value meals. Don’t “super size”. You don’t need it. You don’t need the extra mayo, mustard, ketchup, or Monopoly piece. Trust me, you won’t get the rare pieces.

The only people that do, already moved to Puerto Rico (maybe), or actually never even existed.

Oh my God! We just found the Park Place piece! Yeah, well now you need the extremely rare Boardwalk piece, which is absolutely impossible to find. Throw away your monopoly game board, your game pieces, your two extra sodas that you can’t even finish, and whateve remains of your self respect.

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